I have been living in Reusten, Germany for the past 22 days... I am an AuPair, which should mean that i do a moderate amount of work, however i end up doing more than i can even handle and suddenly i don't have any privacy and suddenly i have to entertain a 7 year old boy who has no interest in being nice for 8 hours.
I think that made sense.
Things about Germany which suck:
Sundays are literally the worst days ever here. NOTHING is open except for restaurants/bars.
People here generally have a red hot fire poker shoved up their ass and are very rude to me because of it even though i didn't put it up there.
The public transportation which by all germany stereotypes i know of should always be on time and be efficient is consistently late and sometimes the busses just don't come at all.
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I could keep going, but i mean who wants to hear that shit.
I have definitely been doing better, but here is your wikipedia update you would rather read:
Cilantro is actually just the leaves of the coriander plant.
Stephen Spielberg is to blame for the PG-13 rating. Indiana Jones was rated PG originally, but people were upset at it's violence however it didn't quite deserve to be rated R which would have also meant lower box office sales. He suggested the rating of PG-13 and a child is born.. or a teenager? i don't know.
General Tso's Chicken was invented supposedly in New York City. General Tso however, died over 200 years ago. His remaining family when asked about the dish say that they have never heard of such a thing. It is not served in his hometown. He has never eaten it. Nor will he ever.
Aldi is an international supermarket chain based in Germany. It is owned by two brothers Theo and Karl Albrecht however, Theo owns Aldi Nord and Karl owns Aldi Sud. They are different. Theo is a weirdo and owns Trader Joe's and is the 9th richest person in the world. There hasn't been a photo taken of him supposedly since 1971.
I think thats it for today.
Much love,
Diego
